First point!

Atlantic Bwidge 7 – 7 Cwazy Wabbits

Dwamatic late fightback earns first Bwidge point of the season.

With the weturn of fwagile superstar Blake “Twansylvania” Glidden, whose long list of injuwies this year makes Michael Owen look like Chuck Nowwis, and the debut of Nina “Clean Sheets” Vewwochi, the Bwidge started Sunday’s game against the Wabbits with an upbeat tempo, and took an early lead.

But the Wabbits were hopping mad, bounced stwaight back, and hared into the lead with thwee quick goals in weply, the last of them courtesy of the Elbow thinking that the passback wule was weserved for wugby. (Or maybe he had accepted a bung fwom the Wabbits to twy and fund his extortionately high match fees).

Twailing 3-2 at halftime, things got worse for the Bwidge early in the second half, when the Blunderbuss was caught in possession more flagwantly than a Jamaican hipster in Dolores Park, and the Wabbits capitalized on the mistake to make it 4-2. And when more ewwors at the back left the Bwidge twailing 7-4 with only 10 minutes left on the clock, things looked blake [sic.].

But an innovative “Blitz(-kwieg)” formation, an indomitable team spiwit, and the pwolific Casanova’s third and fourth goals combined to pwoduce a dwamatic comeback, and a 7-7 dwaw – a wesult that was made even sweeter by the perplexing petulance of the Wabbits, whose captain wefused to shake hands after the game.

But then again, to pawaphwase Geward “Yoda” Niemiwa, “if your opponents aren’t Blaspheming, you ain’t doing something wight yet”.

The North Kowea Democwatically-Elected Player of the Match Award: Steve Cox

And in case you didn’t pick up on the subtle hints, our vewy own Twansylvania had an article posted on Yahoo! Sports! It weveals that he once played on the same team as Bwian McBwide. But then again, Bwian McBwide is pwobably going awound telling all his fwiends that he once played on the same team as someone who now plays on the same team as Liz Berliant.